If I had one wish, I'd wish to replace my genitals with a cheese grater. I'd be able to grate delicious cheese wherever and whenever cheese was available. I'd go on tour and appear on shows like Oprah and Good Morning America. I'd be renowned and bang a very attractive girl with a toaster (2 slice) in place of her vagoo. We'd make beautiful grated cheese sandwiches on toasted bread and live happy, carefree lives.*sigh* If I only had one wish...
I'm going to bed now. The sun will soon rise and sunlight burns us.
Oh, and I'll defo get to work on those pending requests you guys have been sending me in the morning(Or whenever I wake up). I haven't forgotten you all as yet.
S3C
why is it that shredded cheese tastes so much better than blocks or chunks of cheese? Makes no sense.
HappyEndings
It's one of the great mysteries of life. I've learned simply to not question the scrumptious taste of shredded cheese as opposed to that of plain blocks and just accept it as fact.