Had my name changed from Ultimamasher to HappyEndings. It cost me 50 virgin souls and about a gallon of orphan tears, but it was worth it.
probably human
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@HappyEndings
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Browsing through your art gallery, I feel that your username change is probably the first I've seen which was actually a reasonable decision that actually offered purpose.
Why thank you, kind sir
How'd you change your name, been wanting to change mine for awhile :)
1. Collect 50 virgin souls (preferably in a box of pure silver, but any ziplock bag will do) and a little over one gallon of orphan tears 4.79530 liters to be exact.
2. Strip naked and cover yourself in the ophan tears after heating them to about 70 degrees. Make a circle around the empty container/bucket/jug whatever you used with chocolate cake mix
3. Chant: "O-Tom, O-Tom. I am not worthy, I beg of you a name change"
4. The name change demon will be enraged and attempt to kill you to avoid work! This is when you must release the virgin souls. he will feast on them and it will pacify his anger.
5.Say the chant again while he is in a good mood! He will let out a roar and then fade into the circle.
6.He may try to kill you as a last ditch effort! Lock your doors and windows, burn the remaining items so he has no place to return to. DO NOT leave the safety of your home! He cannot enter homes unless invited or summoned. If you're lucky, in about 3 days your name will be changed.
Good luck!
Thank, i finished the task and am now waiting the 3 days.
The alternative would be PMing Tom or Wade what you want your name changed to and giving a good reason with it.
yeah it was worth it
Yeeee. You tell him, Sean >:o
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They won't be missed anyway.
No family = no police investigation
pffff
Pshhhhh
you deleted some of your old art you fuck
U mad? :D
Gianni
The value of a virgin soul has seen a very steep decline in recent years. It costs more to make one than it's actually worth. Financial researchers are considering having people birthed without virginity to save resources, and it's this very pursuit that has delayed ridding of the penny. I personally agree with this, as purity has done me no favors in the past years.
This has EVERYTHING to do with the price of tea in China. Perverse bastards.
HappyEndings
I agree with you 100% Something must be done about this if humanity is going to move forward.