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Posted by HappyEndings - March 23rd, 2013

Who has an xbox360 and LIVE? I'm tired of playing halo 4 alone ;~;

Oh, and submission spam incoming.


Posted by HappyEndings - January 28th, 2013

--and it gives me a warm fuzzy feeling errtime.

I keep finding my slime drawings on /d/

Posted by HappyEndings - December 29th, 2012

Posted by HappyEndings - December 22nd, 2012

All these girls on chatroulette need to put their damn tits away. TOES OR NOTHING

In other recent news, I finally reached my personal goal of 500 fans! Thanks guys C:

Happy Holidays everyone!

Posted by HappyEndings - December 10th, 2012

Someone ecksplain dis nunsense nao.

Posted by HappyEndings - November 11th, 2012

This morning he came to me with a drawing idea for a logo he had and I told him I couldn't because my tablet stopped working. He took it in the balcony, grabbed some of his mechanic stuff and opened up the tablet and I thought "O lawd, he's gonna make it worse" BUT HE DIDNT!! HE FIXED IT!!!!!


I love my father.

Posted by HappyEndings - August 7th, 2012

Had my name changed from Ultimamasher to HappyEndings. It cost me 50 virgin souls and about a gallon of orphan tears, but it was worth it.

Posted by HappyEndings - July 23rd, 2012

-but im not that well known so it doesn't really matter :3

Posting tonight hopefully.

Posted by HappyEndings - June 27th, 2012

I was about to post this peach drawing I shat out earlier this morning but I've noticed TWO Adult rated peach drawings today. I'm hesitant on submitting now. It's like going to the prom after skipping school for a week and then seeing Becky inside WITH YOUR EXACT SAME DRESS.

Fucking bitch.

Posted by HappyEndings - June 6th, 2012

If I had one wish, I'd wish to replace my genitals with a cheese grater. I'd be able to grate delicious cheese wherever and whenever cheese was available. I'd go on tour and appear on shows like Oprah and Good Morning America. I'd be renowned and bang a very attractive girl with a toaster (2 slice) in place of her vagoo. We'd make beautiful grated cheese sandwiches on toasted bread and live happy, carefree lives.*sigh* If I only had one wish...

I'm going to bed now. The sun will soon rise and sunlight burns us.

Oh, and I'll defo get to work on those pending requests you guys have been sending me in the morning(Or whenever I wake up). I haven't forgotten you all as yet.

Sleep deprived enlightenment