Who has an xbox360 and LIVE? I'm tired of playing halo 4 alone ;~;

Oh, and submission spam incoming.

--and it gives me a warm fuzzy feeling errtime.

My masterpiece

All these girls on chatroulette need to put their damn tits away. TOES OR NOTHING

In other recent news, I finally reached my personal goal of 500 fans! Thanks guys C:

Happy Holidays everyone!

Someone ecksplain dis nunsense nao.

This morning he came to me with a drawing idea for a logo he had and I told him I couldn't because my tablet stopped working. He took it in the balcony, grabbed some of his mechanic stuff and opened up the tablet and I thought "O lawd, he's gonna make it worse" BUT HE DIDNT!! HE FIXED IT!!!!!

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Had my name changed from Ultimamasher to HappyEndings. It cost me 50 virgin souls and about a gallon of orphan tears, but it was worth it.

-but im not that well known so it doesn't really matter :3

Posting tonight hopefully.

I was about to post this peach drawing I shat out earlier this morning but I've noticed TWO Adult rated peach drawings today. I'm hesitant on submitting now. It's like going to the prom after skipping school for a week and then seeing Becky inside WITH YOUR EXACT SAME DRESS.

Fucking bitch.

If I had one wish, I'd wish to replace my genitals with a cheese grater. I'd be able to grate delicious cheese wherever and whenever cheese was available. I'd go on tour and appear on shows like Oprah and Good Morning America. I'd be renowned and bang a very attractive girl with a toaster (2 slice) in place of her vagoo. We'd make beautiful grated cheese sandwiches on toasted bread and live happy, carefree lives.*sigh* If I only had one wish...

I'm going to bed now. The sun will soon rise and sunlight burns us.

Oh, and I'll defo get to work on those pending requests you guys have been sending me in the morning(Or whenever I wake up). I haven't forgotten you all as yet.